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ELVENDORK IS BORING, GET OVER IT

Tue Jun 17, 2008, 9:01 PM
God, I can't believe the fuss being made about Rowling's two-page silly Harry Potter prequel. Yes, young Sirius and James are in it. Big deal. It doesn't change the fact it's a waste of time and a boring read. Anyone could have written something like that. In fact, many people HAVE written stuff like that, stuff even better!

Oh but wait. This was written by Rowling HERSELF. I tend to forget that once you're so filthy famous, the toilet paper you wiped your ass with is worth millions.

And "OOOH, Elvendork! It's FUCKING UNISEEEEX!!!!111 lolololololz!!!1" is NOT FUNNY! It's boring and very nerd. It doesn't even make sense (and no, not making sense is not the same being funny, be realistic).

I'm so unamused, I'm not even disappointed. If you want to contradict me, go ahead. Just search for SOMETHING to contradict me with. Like a witty remark, a funny sentence, or just plain old INTELIGENCE in that two-paged piece of shit.

Have a nice day = )

  • Mood: Grouchy
  • Reading: Middlesex

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S-she wrote some sort of prequel?
HARR HARR, YES, WHY NOT MILK THE MONEY MACHINE SOME MOAR?

And I read that as "elven dork"...
Pffffff, it's so sad when the creator ruin it all themselves.

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A little teeny tiny prequel. You can read it online, they have it at MuggleNet, see --> [link]
Be unamused :|
I warn you.
Full of dorkyness. Made me think of this drawing XD [link]

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is NOT fun when she's not working on it. Jeez...
I like it ***just*** because it has Sirius on it <3
But I'd rather have 100 fanfics over this.
Why the fuck am I writing in english?xD
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lolwhut?

That was just... stupid. It's like she didn't even try to write enything near decent! Also, notice how many of the comments were like "OH GOD THIS IS MAGNIFICENT LOLOLOL". It makes me a sad panda to see such striking idiocy/butt licking. D;
Pfaahaahaaaa, that drawing was great!

And it suddenly struck me: we both have blinking avatars. Hnyarr hnayrr.
fffffffgot to sleep =^=

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